For the past few weeks, I've been hearing these ads on the radio where there is a lot of rapid talking occasionally punctuated by someone singing "ooh ooh oo-ooh, Just Wink!" and I have been wondering, frankly, what the FUCK these things were for. I've only ever been able to make out maybe one word out of 7 and wasn't even sure that it was "just wink" and not "I just winked" or something else "just winked". The only reason I now know for sure is that the internet has helped me to figure it out:
That is one of three videos up on the Just Wink greeting card site.
You know what, I'm just gonna put up the other ones, too.
I just...don't even know what to say about these.
Weird as hell? Yes.
Effective? Maybe when you see a video and aren't just hearing completely nonsensical audio, but, you know what? Still no.
Then again, I *did* end up on their website and am now sharing their insanity with you, so, I guess they won this round.